Basically I believe this is so ridiculous I simply had to pass it on. Apparently some actually think that the iPhone 4 antenna problem is a deliberate ploy by Apple to stop people watching adult material on the new Apple device.

According to an article over on Technobuffalo, they received a press release from Pink Visual which basically takes the premise that the iPhone 4 antenna problem worsens when held in the left hand and thus should be used in the right hand.

Here’s the release from Pink Visual, be warned it covers in a roundabout way, sexual activity…“Apple did their homework on this one,” said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. “Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all [slang for an adult activity] on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ‘porn-free,’ after all.”

So there it is all rolled up nicely, Apple and old Steveo have deliberately used the iPhone 4 antenna to stop people holding the handset in their left hand, thus forcing them to use the right hand and thus making it more difficult to watch adult material on the device and indulge in adult activity…and if you believe that you’ll believe just about anything.